The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes by Geoff Tibballs

Author:Geoff Tibballs [Geoff Tibballs]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781849017732
Publisher: Little, Brown Book Group
Published: 2011-09-14T16:00:00+00:00

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They closed eighteen seconds ago, and the manager has just cashed up.

How many circus performers does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!

How many country and western singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to shout “yeeha!” and throw his hat in the air.

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