The Last Pearl Fisher of Scotland by Julia Stuart
Author:Julia Stuart
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Random House
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âWrong entrance,â said the receptionist. She stabbed a bitten pen in the direction of the other end of the building. âStaff use the door round the back.â
âBut I came in this way last week,â said Brodie, trying a smile.
âThis oneâs for management and visitors only.â
But it was different for him, didnât she see? On countless bowel-cementing occasions heâd endured Dewiâs fondue. Heâd seen him pottering around the garden in nothing but his flapping dressing gown. He even knew what the man cried out when he made love to his wife, for goodnessâ sake. You couldnât exactly call him staff, more a friend of the family.
âThought Iâd say hello to Dewi before starting,â he said chummily. âHave a cup of tea with him.â
She sat back and folded her fleshy arms, her blackbird eyes on him. âHeâs in a breakfast meeting with the chairman. Report to Doreen, round there. The door with all the fag ends on the ground.â
Through the trampled butts he trudged, and yanked at the handle. Inside, it was just like the cloakroom at school, that other prison. Along the rows of pegs and benches was that undeniable whiff of fetid socks withering at the bottom of a laundry basket. Several blank-faced workers were feeding their hair into nets.
Brodie slipped off his jacket and hung it on the nearest peg.
âYou canât put it there, thatâs Angusâs,â said a man with a greasy ponytail.
He moved it down one.
âThatâs Sheilaâs,â piped up a woman.
For Godâs sake. He chose another.
âNot that one, itâs mine.â
It was Andy Brady. One of the numpties whoâd blown up the frogs in biology. Heâd lost his hair and gained several stone, but it was him all right.
Brodie shrugged. âDoes it matter?â
âIâve had it for eighteen years. Which section are you working in?â
âSorting.â
He pointed to a peg. âThat oneâs free. In the corner.â From a locker he took out a navy coat and passed it to him. âShould fit. Youâll need a pair of wellingtons. Take the pair on the rack underneath the peg. They were Christineâs. Feet the size of Atlantic tuna.â
Brodie picked them up, and studied the sweat-stained soles. âWonât she need them?â he said hopefully.
âNo longer with us.â
âI thought no one ever left this place.â
âDied on the job. Face down in a pile of black-berries.â
*
Heâd already caught athleteâs foot, he could tell. As he slapped his way through the puddles to the sorting table, the two women heâd seen last week looked up, pale as undertakers in the brutal glare of the strip lighting.
âIâm Moira,â said the really short one. âYouâre lucky you didnât end up in labelling.â
With her prominent teeth, and tiny gloved hands clutched in front of her, he couldnât help thinking of a water vole.
âDoreen,â said the one with the moles and no eyebrows. âYouâre better off with us.â
Like terriers at a rabbit hole, the women started scrabbling through a mound of frozen strawberries. From a dispenser on the wall, he helped himself to a pair of latex gloves, and started poking through the cold pile.
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