The Internet Is a Playground by David Thorne

Author:David Thorne [Thorne, David]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Non-Fiction, Humour, Writing
ISBN: 9780980672923
Goodreads: 7662439
Publisher: Fontaine Press
Published: 2009-01-01T05:00:00+00:00

Regards, David

From: Michael Harding

Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 10:26 a.m.

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

I suggest you spend the time deleting the page as you have been requested to do rather than writing about dead backpackers. What is wrong with you?

From: David Thorne

Date: Sunday 28 February 2010 2:02 p.m.

To: Michael Harding

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Censorship

Dear Mike,

My apologies for not getting back to you earlier, I was busy torching my vehicle. Did you know that if you report it stolen, the insurance company gives you money to buy a new one? I usually do this every eleven months, as it saves having to pay for an annual service.

I do not have dead backpackers in the spare room. I was just being silly. There is no space in there due to the hydroponics system, pots, and bags of nutrients. I read somewhere that it is OK to have up to three hundred and seventy marijuana plants for personal use. Correct me if I am wrong.

As I do not have a backyard and the plants take up most of the apartment, I sleep in a hammock stretched between two of the larger trunks. It is like sleeping in a jungle, and sometimes I imagine I am a baby monkey. Due to the twenty-four hour UV lighting, my electricity bill this month is nearly four thousand dollars, but I have an awesome tan.

In regards to the website, rather than deleting the article, I will amend it to be about cats. Is this acceptable to you?

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