The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick Iii
Author:Carlton Mellick Iii [Mellick, Carlton Iii]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Bizarro
ISBN: 9780976249887
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Published: 2006-09-17T05:00:00+00:00
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
It isnât hard for her to persuade me. She knows Iâll do anything for her.
The next thing I know, Iâm back in her vagina, crawling through the flesh tunnel with a bag tied to my ankle.
âCan you hear me?â Stacy asks through the walkie-talkie.
I can hear her all around me.
âYeah,â I tell her.
I can feel her smile. Sheâs so excited.
When I peek my head out of the other end, I brace myself carefully. I donât want to get shot out again. I told Stacy not to masturbate while Iâm in here. Last time it could have killed me.
She agreed, but seemed pretty disappointed. Iâm surprised she didnât do it anyway, just to tease me.
The world looks about the same. The sky is still cloudy and purplish. My axe is still in the side of the cliff. The ladder is still in pieces on the ground.
I hammer a spike into the side of the cliff. It bleeds a little.
Then I attach a chord to the peg and propel down.
âIâm in,â I tell Stacy.
âAre you safe?â she asks, her voice is accompanied by static.
âYeah,â I tell her.
I open the greasy bag and pull out a towel to wipe off all the petroleum jelly. I insisted on taking that along. Then I put on some clothes and hiking boots. And a warm jacket. Stacy was nice enough to get me a new jacket to keep warm. I put the pistol 60
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