The Ginormous Book of Dirty Jokes by Rudy A. Swale

Author:Rudy A. Swale [Swale, Rudy A.]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi, pdf
ISBN: 9781569759455
Publisher: Ulysses Press
Published: 2009-05-28T05:00:00+00:00

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.”

“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country, we don’t talk about our sex lives in public.”

“Hey, coola down, lady,” said the man. “Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.”

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