The Fling Apple by M. Robinson
Author:M. Robinson [Robinson, M.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
âAshtonâ
To say I wasnât flattered that Sage named her toy after me would be an understatementâmy ego and cock were on the same page.
Make Sage come until she thought I was God.
We had a few drinks at the bar, and by the time our flight took off, she was calm and cool, slightly tipsy and giggling over everything.
She looked better than I remembered. Her hair was a mess of waves, she smelled like sunscreen, and it was doing all sorts of things to my dick.
How the hell did she look this good in the morning?
I watched the way her lips moved with each giggle that left her mouth.
I watched the way her body leaned into mine with each second that passed.
I watched the way I made her smile.
Laugh.
Especially, blush.
Unable to stop myself, I grinned. âI couldnât help but notice your Ashton is pink. I thought you didnât like the color pink.â
âThatâs what you couldnât help but notice? I didnât buy it. Aspyn did for my birthday.â
âOh, so it was the gift that kept on giving?â
âMaybe.â
âFor what birthday?â
âI know what youâre doing. Youâre trying to find out when I named him Ashton.â
âIâm just trying to figure out everything about my competition.â
âI thought you could go more than two rounds?â
âVerdicts still out on me. Wellâ¦â I cocked my head to the side. âThat is until we get to our suite.â
âWhat happens when we get there?â
âHappiness.â
She smiled, big and bright. âYou know I once read an article that itâs good for your butthole to see the sun. It makes you happier.â
I busted out laughing. âIâm sorry, what?â
She wiggled her eyebrows. âYep. Iâm serious, I canât make this shit up.â
âAnd where did you read this?â
âA womenâs magazine. Itâs actually a proven fact. They did studies on it.â
âStudies, huh? The butthole chronicles?â
She laughed so hard it shook her entire body.
God, she was fucking beautiful.
âI wonder how they performed that study.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âWhatâs the visual here? Like spread eagle? Butt to the sun?â
âI was thinking more like downward dog, butt stuck up in the air⦠You know, better direct visibility that way.â
âAnd you would do this?â
âI mean, not at the beach, but definitely in a private place. I donât get a lot of alone time to myself. If I ever do it, Iâll let you know how it works out for me.â
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