The Fart Book: the Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket by J. B. O'Neil

Author:J. B. O'Neil
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Sky Pony
Published: 2017-09-15T00:00:00+00:00

THE BUBBLE-BREWER

Ah, relaxing in the tub after a hard day at school. But wait! Bath time can get a little boring, just lying there in your own dirty bath stuff. I’ll admit, it’s kinda cool watching your fingers and toes go all wrinkly; it’s like you age seventy-seven years in half an hour! But even that gets boring after a while.

Here’s an instant cure for bath time boredom: bubbles! That’s right, bubbles in your bath make everything better! And heck, if you’re really smart, you can combine your new bubble-bath time with the nastiest dinner that your mom makes, which means that if your mom serves up cabbage every Monday, then all you need to do is make Monday night your regular bath night!

Go ahead and fill up the tub with super-steamy water, let all that funky cabbage stew for a couple more minutes in your belly, and then, once you’re nice and relaxed in the water … it’s bubble time! Open up the gates to all that pent-up cabbage gas and fill the tub with thousands of frothy stink bubbles. Who needs to go to some swanky place where they make you put slices of cucumber on your eyes when you’ve got your own spa right at home?

Note: Make sure that it’s just farts coming out of your butt and nothing else!

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