The COMPLETE Reluctant Adventures of Fletcher Connolly on the Interstellar Railroad by Felix R. Savage
Author:Felix R. Savage [Savage, Felix R.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humorous science fiction
Publisher: Knights Hill Publishing
Published: 2016-01-15T00:00:00+00:00
CHAPTER 4
âFucking move already!â Maude yells. âItâs too hot to stand around out here!â
I straighten up, heart thudding. Sheâs not about to shoot us, after all. Sheâs trying to herd us away somewhere. I donât like that much, either.
Nor do I want to move away from the taxi, because itâs got the Gizmo in it.
But Maude points her gun at me, and I decide obedience is the better part of valor. I give Imogen what I hope is an encouraging smile. âCheer up, itâs going to be fine,â I whisper, and we follow the Krells.
Blondie walks ahead, talking on his phone. We all bounce awkwardly in the low gravity, except for Maude, who brings up the rear. Sheâs got the loping micro-gravity gait dialed in, and her gun stays in her hand.
Heat ripples off the ground. Itâs as dry as a bone. The dust makes me cough. I lace my fingers over my eyes and squint through them. The rectangular outline of a building shimmers in the distance.
A flatbed lorry purrs past us, going in the other direction. Walking sideways, I watch it shrink into a tarry blob and converge on the other blob which is Imogenâs taxi. The whine of hydraulics cuts through the silence. Theyâre loading the taxi onto the flatbed, taking it away.
âMy taxi!â Imogen says.
My Gizmo! I think, stricken.
There it goes, gliding away into the haze. We have no option but to stumble on, into the shadow of the building. Itâs an industrial facility about a mile long. This side is lined with loading docks. Here and there, semi-trailers nuzzle their rear ends against the wall. They all have Chinese writing on their sides.
Maude herds us up a flight of concrete stairs and in through the side door of an unused loading dock.
Air-conditioning comes as a huge relief. It does not compensate for the smell, which is horrendous. So is the noiseâclanking, whining, thudding, crunching.
We climb onto a tongue of rusty steel that sticks out over a conveyor belt as wide as a highway. The conveyor belt runs the entire length of the building, carrying rubbish towards a crusher apparatus at the far end.
Itâs a recycling center.
The rubbish inching past below includes kitchen waste, broken furniture, debris from Krell buildings (theyâre still demolishing shite to make room for more human facilities), and huge chunks of cactus, oozing goo from their fibrous ends.
âHey, isnât this a recycling center?â Sam says, his voice too high.
âYes,â snaps Maude.
âBut what about separating the trash? Theyâre fanatical about that on Treetop! Kitchen waste, cardboard, plastics, metal, itâs all supposed to be recycled separately!â
Blondie looks up from his phone and speaks for the first time. His English is as fluent as Maudeâs. âOh, thatâs just PR bullshit. It makes them feel good. But it all goes into the same incinerator. Now weâve got a whole galaxy to pollute, who cares?â
âAnd the incinerator runs hot,â Maude says with a dark chuckle. âNo one can tell from the ashes what went in there, whether itâs plastics ⦠or cactuses ⦠or human remains.
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