The Bumper Book of Jokes by Harry Hilton

The Bumper Book of Jokes by Harry Hilton

Author:Harry Hilton
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Summersdale Publishers Ltd
Published: 2017-10-05T00:00:00+00:00


Why don’t most bankers like regular football?

They prefer fiver-side.

Schoolboy: The ref sent me off.

Mum: What for?

Schoolboy: The rest of the game.

WHY DIDN’T THE SANDWICH SHOW UP TO FOOTBALL TRAINING?

BECAUSE HE WAS ONLY A SUB.

Why will an artist never win a game of football?

Because they keep drawing.

FROGS

What happened to the illegally parked frog?

He got toad away.

What did the bus driver say to the frog?

Hop on.

What’s a frog’s favourite lawn game?

Croak-et.



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