The Bluffer's Guide to Sex by Rebecca Newman

Author:Rebecca Newman
Language: eng
Format: epub, pdf
Publisher: Bluffer's Guides
Published: 2013-04-10T04:00:00+00:00

A man’s orgasm, on average, lasts for about six seconds. The longest woman’s orgasm ever recorded is one minute (something else women are better at).

Male orgasms are almost invariably accompanied by ejaculation. They vary in intensity but probably not in type.

Female orgasms are said to come in many different patterns and to consist of three distinct types – the clitoral (high-pitched, surface, buzzing fun), the vaginal (growling, deep, full-body roller-coaster fun) and the multiple (fun so good I’ll be able to tell you about it on Tuesday, when I regain the power of speech).

Female orgasms normally fall into one of the following categories:

The positive orgasm; ‘Oh, yes. Oh, yes!’

The negative orgasm: ‘Oh, no. Oh, no!’

The religious orgasm: ‘Oh, God. Oh, God!’

The faked orgasm: ‘Oh, David. Oh, Thomas. Oh, Jim. Oh, yes.’

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