The Bloke-a-saurus by Gus Worland
Author:Gus Worland
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Simon & Schuster Australia
What do you do after you hurt your foot while driving?
Call the toe company.
Doctor: ‘I’m sorry, but your condition is terminal and you only have ten to live.
Patient: ‘Ten? What do you mean, ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks? Days?’
Doctor: ‘Nine.’
Doctor: ‘Your test results are showing you’ll live to be 80.’
Grandad: ‘But I’m 80 now.’
Doctor: ‘See? I told you.’
Mum caught Dad on the weight scale sucking in his stomach. ‘That won’t help, you know.’
‘It does,’ replied Dad. ‘It’s the only way I can see the numbers.’
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