The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said by Robert Byrne

The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said by Robert Byrne

Author:Robert Byrne
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: A Touchstone Book


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Coming off the freeway, I saw a guy with a sign that said, “If you were homeless, you’d be home now.”

—John Mendoza

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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I’VE LOST MY TRAILER.

—Bumper sticker

1,665

HORN DOESN’T WORK. WATCH FOR FINGER.

—Bumper sticker

1,666

BACK OFF OR I’LL FLUSH.

—Bumper sticker on a mobile home

1,667

If you have attention deficit disorder, can you drive a Ford Focus?

—Zach Galifianakis

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If you’re lost in the woods, play solitaire with a pack of cards. Someone is sure to show up and tell you to play the red jack on the black queen.

—Unknown



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