The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said by Robert Byrne
Author:Robert Byrne
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: A Touchstone Book
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Coming off the freeway, I saw a guy with a sign that said, “If you were homeless, you’d be home now.”
—John Mendoza
1,664
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I’VE LOST MY TRAILER.
—Bumper sticker
1,665
HORN DOESN’T WORK. WATCH FOR FINGER.
—Bumper sticker
1,666
BACK OFF OR I’LL FLUSH.
—Bumper sticker on a mobile home
1,667
If you have attention deficit disorder, can you drive a Ford Focus?
—Zach Galifianakis
1,668
If you’re lost in the woods, play solitaire with a pack of cards. Someone is sure to show up and tell you to play the red jack on the black queen.
—Unknown
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