Terry Bisson by Bears Discover Fire (epub)
Author:Bears Discover Fire (epub)
Format: epub
Published: 2023-04-14T00:00:00+00:00
THE TOXIC DONUT
HI, IâM RON, the Hostâs Chief Administrative Assistant, but you can just call me Ron. Let me begin, at the risk of seeming weird, by saying congratulations.
Of course I know. Iâve been doing this show every year for six years; how could I not know? But look at it this way, Kimâdo you mind if I call you Kim? You have been chosen to represent all humanity for one evening. All the birds and beasts too. The worms and the butterflies. The fishes of the sea. The lilies of the field. You are, for one half hour tonight, the representative of all life on the planet. Hell, all life in the Universe, as far as we know. That calls for congratulations, doesnât it? You have a right to be proud. And your family, too.
Did you, I mean do you have a family? How nice. Well, we all know what theyâll be watching tonight, donât we? Of course, I know, everybody watches it anyway. More than watch the Academy Awards. Eight to ten points more. A point is about thirteen million people these days, did you know that?
Okay. Anyway. Have you ever been on TV before? âLong shot at a ball gameââthatâs good. I loved Bill Murray too. God rest his soul. Anyway. Okay. TV is ninety-nine percent preparation, especially live TV. So if youâll walk over here with me, letâs take this opportunity to run through the steps for our lighting people, as well as yourself; so you will be able to concentrate on the Event itself.
After all, itâs your night.
Watch your step. Lots of wires.
Okay. We call this Stage Left. At 8:59, one minute to Airtime, one of the Girls will bring you out. Over there, in the little green outfits. What? Since youâre a woman it should be guys in bikinis? I get it, a joke. You have quite a sense of humor, Kim. Do you mind if I call you Kim?
Right, we did.
Anyway. Okay. Youâll stand here. Toes on that mark. Donât worry, the cameras wonât linger on you, not yet. Youâll just be part of the scene at the beginning. There will be one song from the International Childrenâs Rainbow Chorus. âHere Comes the Sun,â I think. All you have to do is stand here and look pretty. Dignified, then. Whatever. Youâre the first woman in two years, by the way; the last two Consumers were men.
I donât know why, Consumers is just what we call them; I mean, call you. What would you want us to call you?
Thatâs another joke, right? Whatever.
Okay. Anyway. Song ends, itâs 9:07. Some business with the lights and the Host comes on. I donât need to tell you thereâll be applause. He walks straight up to you, andâkiss or handshake? Suit yourself. After the handshake, a little small talk. Where youâre from, job, etc. Where are you from, by the way?
How nice. I didnât know they spoke English, but then it was British for years, wasnât it?
Anyway. Okay.
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