Taming of the Screw: Several Million Homeowner's Problems by Dave Barry

Author:Dave Barry
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Remodeling & Renovation, Repair, Humor, Anecdotes, General fiction (Children's, satire, Houses, General, Children's & young adult fiction & true stories, Maintenance and repair, YA), facetiae, House & Home, e, Dwellings, Remodeling & Renovation - General
ISBN: 9780878574841
Publisher: Rodale
Published: 1983-08-15T05:00:00+00:00

I have personally conducted a very thorough study of a photograph of a

pyramid in the Encyclopedia Britannica, and I have concluded that the ancient

Egyptians built them by piling up a lot of great big stones in the shape of a

pyramid. I see nothing particularly difficult about this, and I encourage all

of you to rush right out and build a pyramid according to the instructions

below.

MATERIALS

50,000 hewing tools

A source of rocks, such as the coast of Maine

150,000 college students.

College students are perfect for pyramid building, because they're strong

and they're used to engaging in elaborate, pointless mass activities, such as

attending college.

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