Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions by Christian Lander

Author:Christian Lander
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Popular culture - United States, Humor, Race identity, Whites, Popular Culture, Satire And Humor, Topic - Adult, Race awareness, General, Topic, Adult, Whites - United States, American wit and humor
ISBN: 9780812979916
Publisher: Random House Digital, Inc.
Published: 2008-07-01T04:50:43+00:00

The popularity of this show among white people has created a unique opportunity for personal gain. If you need to impress a white person, tell them you are from Baltimore. They will immediately ask you about The Wire and how accurate it is. You should confirm that it is “like a documentary of the streets.” The white person will then slowly shake their head and say “Man” or “Wow.” You will be seen in an entirely new light.

If you are not from Baltimore but the white person you are talking to is, they might start asking you a lot of questions. In this situation, you should just say you left when you were young but you still have a lot of cousins there but you don’t like to go back to visit. This will remove all doubts and they can go back to telling you about how John from Accounting needs to “stop snitching” about their two-hour lunch breaks.

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