Steve Allen's Private Joke File by Steve Allen

Author:Steve Allen
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780307421692
Publisher: Crown
Published: 2007-12-18T00:00:00+00:00

RUSSIA

Two Russians were discussing the chances of war. One said that if it came, Russia would win.

“As soon as we develop the atom bomb, we will send six or seven agents to America, each with an atomic bomb in a suitcase. They will set off their bombs simultaneously in the great cities. That will finish the war.”

“We couldn’t do that,” said the second Russian.

“Why? Don’t you think we shall have the atomic bombs?”

“Oh, we’ll have the bombs,” replied the skeptic, “but where are we going to get the suitcases?”

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