Snark! The Herald Angels Sing by Lawrence Dorfman

Snark! The Herald Angels Sing by Lawrence Dorfman

Author:Lawrence Dorfman
Language: nld
Format: epub
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
Published: 2011-10-15T16:00:00+00:00


Well, he keeps telling me he wants “skinny jeans”

so…Cheese of the Month Club.

—LIZ LEMON, ABOUT PETE'S SECRET SANTA GIFT,

30 ROCK

8 Christmas Things Not to Say to Your Boss

1. Did you get anything under the tree?

2. I think your balls are hanging too low.

3. Check out Rudolph's honker!

4. Santa's sack is really bulging.

5. Lift up the skirt so I can get to the bottom.

6. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.

7. From here, you can't tell if they're real or artificial.

8. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.



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