Sad Monsters by Frank Lesser

Author:Frank Lesser
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
ISBN: 9781101551165
Publisher: Penguin Group USA, Inc.
Published: 2011-07-26T10:00:00+00:00

Unsuccessful Monsters

For every Count Dracula, there are a hundred forgotten undead dukes, earls, and baronets. This is a list of monsters who never made it.

Merwolf: On full moons, this creature transforms into a vicious wolf with the lower body of a fish. On other nights it is just a regular wolf, furiously dog-paddling in the ocean.

Count African-Americanula: More politically correct than Count Blacula, but slightly less menacing to white suburbanites.

Reverse Medusa: If anyone looks at her, Reverse Medusa turns to stone. Not to be confused with Opposite Medusa, who can look at a stone and turn it into a person. A tiny, round person.

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