Russian Spring by Spinrad Norman

Russian Spring by Spinrad Norman

Author:Spinrad, Norman [Spinrad, Norman]
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Science Fiction


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Q: How many Russians does it take to shave the hair off a wild Bear?

A: One hundred thousand and three. Two to hold him down, one to wield the razor, and 100,000 to elect the result to the Supreme Soviet.

—Krokodil

HERO OF SOCIALIST PARKING

When Moscow police towed off Ivan Leonidovich Zhukovsky’s brand-new Mercedes for triple-parking on Tverskaya Street, Ivan Leonidovich decided not to take things lying down. Instead, he stole a welding laser from his place of employment, broke into the police garage at 3:00 A.M., fused the transmissions of seventeen city tow trucks, turned himself in to the authorities after boasting of his exploits in a long drunken phone call to this newspaper, and demanded his right to a trial by jury under Soviet law.



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