Rock Solid by Paul Slatter

Author:Paul Slatter [Slatter, Paul]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781973866299
Publisher: TNCS Books Inc
Published: 2017-12-04T22:00:00+00:00

******

They sat there in the living room with the box of hard-on pills in between them both and Nina standing out there on the balcony looking up again to the sky. Rann said, “You know who made these? Not some fucking prick with a how-to guide he got off the net like you’ve been using. These are made by a scientist from New Zealand with a degree in chemistry. They ain’t full of shit like the stuff you sell on the street. There’s just the right amount of Sildenafil to get you hard as a rock and some herbs mixed in to make you feel like a million dollars. Take one and your dick’ll get so big you’ll think you were one of those retro porn stars from the seventies.”

Archall Diamond thought about the porn he’d watched from back then, the white guys with the huge hammers and the women with big teeth and bigger muffs. Then, keeping it real, he said, “You wanna sell them, I’m taking a sixth of what you make. Rasheed used to take a third off the top, but he’s gone so now I’m in charge and the cost of business around here for you guys has just gone up. The rest of the dealers pay more than a third, they pay a fifth, but as you fucked up the roof on my ride, then you are going to pay me a sixth of what you make, that or I’ll take the lot now and float ya.”

“Float me, what like throw me out the window?”

Archall Diamond shook his head and said, “No I don’t like guys that fly. I’m talking about sticking you’se in an inner tube with some chains around ya feet and setting you’se loose on a rip that sends you out to sea so you can drop down somewhere and feed some of the crabs that your whitey girlfriends like to eat when some prick takes ‘em to a fancy restaurant downtown. Just like I did to some guy the other night when he came sniffing around.”

“You took him to dinner?”

“No, I made him the dinner. There’s a difference.”

Then he nodded to Nina out there on the balcony that used to have a recliner on it and carried on, “She’s looking for this guy we used to know when we were kids. The fucker’s supposed to be flying in unsuspected at the fireworks out on English bay, was gonna be wearing one of those special suits and come out the clouds, circle around for a bit like some fucking giant prehistoric eagle, then swoop in and buzz the crowd, scare the shit out of em all and let everyone know who he is, then retire. Everyone knows it and are waiting to see it happen, but then them is gonna be disappointed, ’cos that guy he got himself floated. So if he got floated and he a Punjabi, then don’t think no wannabe Punjabi ain’t gonna get floated also.”

Rann nodded. He got

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.