Rock of Ages by Timothy Hallinan
Author:Timothy Hallinan [Hallinan, Timothy]
Language: spa
Format: epub
Publisher: Soho Press
15
This Gun Feels Like It Would Float to the Ceiling
The chat had to be faced sooner or later, and I was running out of later, what with the second eveningâs concert approaching. Even if Iâd had a week between performances, though, I would still have wanted desperately to get out of that building, preferably before I had to listen to any more music and before what was supposed to be my weekend with Rina was over and lost forever. So even though I didnât actually feel prepared to take them on, my rationalization was, essentially, what the hell, letâs piss them off, make them nervous, make them distrust each other even more than they do already, see who shoves whom. With such limited hopes, this time seemed as good as any other.
It took me a little more than three minutes to get Cappyâs office set up the way I wanted it: four chairs in a row, facing the front of the room, schoolhouse style, with the desk pulled front and center, right where the teacher would be. The effect was heightened by how teacherly the desk was. I had everything but a whiteboard and an eraser.
I wasnât as successful with Rina, who cinched her case by saying sheâd go to the popcorn room if I insisted, but that sheâd wait seven minutes and then come back into Cappyâs office and take a seat.
In the end, I assigned her to the armchair Sparks had occupied the first time Iâd been here. I told her that if she got up or interrupted or sneezed or cleared her throat or did anything at all that drew their attention, Iâd call the whole thing off and take her straight home. The best thing about the armchair was its position; once Iâd lined up the chairs the guys were going to sit on, theyâd literally have to crane 180 degrees to look at her.
âWhat are you going to do?â Rina asked, settling into her assigned seat.
âThis is just one of the reasons I prefer to work alone,â I said. âThereâs no one to ask me questions I canât answer.â
She wrinkled her nose. âThis chair smells like it smokes a pack a day. But you must have some idea what youâre after.â
âNormally by now,â I said, âI would have asked at least a few questions of everyone who has anything, even remotely, to do with this thing. But theyâre all crooks, and crooks tend to be good liars, and theyâre also more likely than members of the population at large, so to speak, to tell me to go fuck myself, sorry about the language. Or shoot me. But weâre at the tipping point, I think.â
âWhat does that mean?â
âI was kind of hoping you wouldnât ask. Thereâs a show tonight, and this place is absolutely rancid with resentment. It would be nice if nobody else got killed.â
âOh,â she said. âBut, I mean, actually killed . . .â
âYou saw Boomboom. You saw the rope. You have to trust me that when I saw it last night it had been cut with a very sharp knife.
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