ROBOT HAIKU by RAY SALEMI
Author:RAY SALEMI
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: epub, ebook
Publisher: Adams Media, Inc.
Published: 2011-07-15T00:00:00+00:00
Neighborhood problem
Dead batteries on my lawn
Need robot leash law.
Sony Robot Dog
Talking canine with WIFI
BRINGS ME MY NEWSFEEDS.
Droid Nutritionist
LASER TO DEFEND THE FRIDGE
“I said no snacking!”
Relentless hunter
Fires surface-to-air missiles,
Cat-bot downs robins.
Perfect housekeeper
Cute maid with seductive curves
I love you, Rosie!
Rake left on the ground
Even robots are not safe,
“It smashed my face plate!”
SERMON ON THE LAWN
ROBOT PROPHET HATES SPRINKLERS,
“SPILL NOT YOUR WATER!”
MINISCULE SPORTSMAN
BATTLES ROACH USING A KNIFE:
ExTerminator.
ROBOT PETMINDER
MISUNDERSTOOD ITS MISSION
FORCE-FED FUSSY CAT.
STUCK IN DUSTING LOOP
DUSTS CHAIR, THEN SELF, THEN CHAIR, THEN …
ROBOT OCD.
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