Rickles’ Letters by DON RICKLES & David Ritz
Author:DON RICKLES & David Ritz
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: SIMON & SCHUSTER
Published: 2008-07-15T00:00:00+00:00
David Beckham
Beverly Hills, California
Dear David,
Sorry, but I just don’t understand your game. I know it’s the most popular sport in the world, but what’s the big deal about guys running around some oversized lawn in their underwear?
Every time I see you and your Spice Girl wife strolling around Beverly Hills, you’re yelling, “Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!!!”
Get off it! You’re not the only star in town.
I actually went to a soccer match and enjoyed it. Watching two guys leap high in the air, bumping heads, and falling unconscious deserves a standing ovation. The point system was equally exciting—to sit there for twenty hours just to see a 0-0 score was a thrill. And when the fans, looking for even more excitement, started rioting, that was the best part of the day.
I’ll be back, only this time I’m bringing my pit bull.
Heads up,
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