Rich in Your Love by Grant Pippa

Author:Grant, Pippa [Grant, Pippa]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Romance, Contemporary, Adult, Humour
ISBN: 9781542037686
Amazon: B09W29K17C
Goodreads: 60770457
Publisher: Montlake
Published: 2022-12-13T08:00:00+00:00

Chapter 18

Tavi

Oh my God, that kiss.

My vagina is on fire, and not like I should see a doctor but like if I don’t jump his bones right now, this will become a permanent case of lady blue balls, and I might never walk again. “You don’t have to do that,” I say, again, as Dylan rises with my chocolate mold in hand and heads for the sink.

I want him to leave.

I also want him to stay and do a strip tease and pour chocolate all over himself so that I have to lick it off him.

“Can’t let the bean paste stain the floor,” he replies, his easy smile not as easy as it was earlier today, but he gets points for trying for normal.

“It technically is bean paste.” I can try for normal too.

We can be friends.

We can be friends who accidentally kissed when he felt sorry for me for being such a failure at basically everything in life.

Friends who do things like bring each other ice cream, which he did, and it’s sitting on the table melting in its carton. I pull it out of the bag, intending to take it to the freezer—where I would very much like to put my vagina right now, too, until she’s also under control—and then I realize what I’m holding. “Oh my God. Did you seriously buy Soy Sweet ice cream? Where did you even get that?”

“Pick-n-Shop. They’re stocking it for you.” His face twitches, and once again, he tries to give me a normal smile, but it doesn’t reach his eyes or his posture, which is stiff as my high school principal’s sense of humor. “But if it’s all the same to you, I think I’d rather have the chocolate than the . . . ice cream . . . stuff.”

I grimace. “Same. There is nothing delicious about frozen ground soybeans, no matter what they flavor it with. I’ll stop in and buy more in a few days.”

For appearances.

The only thing Soy Sweet ice cream is good for is as organic compost.

I’ve mentioned I can’t wait to leave this life behind, right?

“Don’t buy it all too fast,” he says. “They’ll order more.”

“Oh yeah, totes,” I agree. “But good job picking this up for me. Everyone will know you were bringing it to me, and then they’ll start talking about us, and we can be all, We’re just friends, because we are, and then you’ll have women swarming you. I bet Lola asks you to dinner within twenty-four hours, if she hasn’t already.”

Dylan’s face twitches. Not like Teague’s is always twitching—Teague has a perpetual case of I’m annoyed with the world—but like he’s not sure he’s ready for all the women in Tickled Pink and beyond to decide he’s the catch of the century.

But then he sticks a finger in the chocolate mold, pulls it out, and licks it.

And there goes my lady boner all over again.

Along with an irrational desire to go all Wonder Woman on any woman who hits on Dylan.

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