Remember Me? by Sophie Kinsella
Author:Sophie Kinsella
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub, azw3
Tags: Fiction - General, Contemporary Women, Unknown, Fiction, Romance, Amnesia, Accident victims, Young women, General
ISBN: 9780440242406
Publisher: DELL
Published: 2009-09-29T15:37:53.216000+00:00
Jon frowns thoughtfully and my heart sinks. I hope he's
not going to come up with a load of pretentious stuff about
his artistic genius. I'm really not in the mood.
"I just ask myself, what would a wanker like?" he says at
last. "And I put it in."
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I can't help a half-laugh of shock. "Well, if I were a
wanker I'd love this."
"There you go." He takes a step nearer and lowers his
voice beneath the sound of the water. "So you really haven't
remembered anything?"
"No. Nothing at all."
"Okay." He exhales sharply. "We have to meet. We have
to talk. There's a place we go, the Old Canal House in
Islington." In a much louder voice he adds, "You'll notice
the high ceilings, Lexi. They're a trademark feature of all
our developments." He glances over and catches my expression.
"What?"
"Are you crazy?" I hiss, glancing over to make sure Eric
can't hear. "I'm not meeting you! For your information, I
haven't found a single piece of evidence that you and I are
having an affair. Not one. What a great sense of space!" I
add at full volume.
"Evidence?" Jon looks as if he doesn't understand. "Like
what?"
"Like... I don't know. A love note."
"We didn't write each other love notes."
"Or trinkets."
"Trinkets?" Jon looks like he wants to laugh. "We
weren't much into trinkets, either."
"Well, it couldn't have been much of a love affair, then!"
I retort. "I've looked in my dressing table—nothing. I
looked in my diary—nothing. I asked my sister—she'd
never even heard of you."
"Lexi." He pauses as though working out how to explain
the situation to me. "It was a secret affair. That would
mean an affair that you keep secret"
"So you have no proof. I knew it."
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I turn on my heel and stride away toward the fireplace,
Jon following closely behind.
"You want proof?" I can hear him muttering in low, incredulous
tones. "What, like... you have a strawberry
mark on your left buttock?"
"I don't—" I swivel around in triumph, then stop abruptly
as Eric glances across the room at us. "I don't know how you
came up with this amazing use of light!" I wave at Eric, who
waves back and continues his conversation.
"I know you don't have a birthmark on your buttock."
Jon rolls his eyes. "You don't have any birthmarks at all.
Just a mole on your arm."
I'm briefly silenced. He's right. But so what?
"That could be a lucky guess." I fold my arms.
"I know. But it's not." He looks at me steadily. "Lexi, I'm
not making it up. We're having an affair. We love each
other. Deeply and passionately."
"Look." I thrust my hands through my hair. "This is
just... mad! I wouldn't have an affair. Not with you or anyone.
I've never been unfaithful to anybody in my life—"
"We had sex on that floor four weeks ago," he cuts me
off. "Right there." He nods at a huge fluffy white sheepskin.
I stare at it speechlessly.
"You were on top," he adds.
"Stop it!" Flustered, I wheel around and stride away
toward the far end of the space, where a trendy Lucite staircase
rises to a mezzanine level.
"Let's take a look at the wet room complex," Jon says
loudly as he follows me up.
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