Pride, Prejudice and the Perfect Bet by Marilyn Brant
Author:Marilyn Brant
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: romance, friends, humor, romantic comedy, chicago, funny, contemporary, weddings, jane austen, pride and prejudice
Publisher: Marilyn Brant
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Bingley was still mightily pissed at Caroline.
In his house on Tuesday morning, in his office with a picture-window view of the sunrise over Lake Michigan, he observed his gardener in the yard, readying the weeding equipment.
In the hall, he heard his cousin screech, âWhat? I have to wear sunscreen? That means heâs sending me outside again, doesnât it?â
âYes, miss,â Ms. Vee, his sweet-tempered housekeeper, replied calmly. âMr. McNamara asked me to give this bottle to you.â
âDoes that say SPF 50?â
âIt does,â Ms. Vee confirmed.
âGrrr. Iâm not even going to get a tan then!â Caro grumbled, and Bingley heard her footsteps clomp toward the bathroom. The door slammed.
He sighed, drank his espresso, flipped through various newspapers for the business reports and finished writing down the rest of the dayâs agenda for his young Vancouver cousin. Caro was going to learn to do something useful here if it killed her.
Or him.
On Sunday, heâd had a long phone conversation with his Aunt Louisa and Uncle Edward about the events of the weekend. Even they had been quick to admit that their daughterâs behavior had gotten out of hand.
âIf you want me to send her back to you today or tomorrow, I will,â Bingley had told them. âBut Iâd rather that something positive came out of this experience, so I have another ideaâ¦â
With a tearful Caroline listening on the other line, he explained his plan to her parents. They allâeven his cousinâagreed to his terms.
Aunt Louisa said, âThanks, Bingley. Youâre a good man.â Then, to her daughter, she added, âIf you donât follow his directions, Caro, Iâm coming to Chicago to get you myself. Donât let that happen.â
Caro sniffled a few times, but she promised to behave.
Bingley had to admit that, almost forty-eight hours later, disaster had not yet struck, despite assigning his cousin more daily household and garden chores in these two days than sheâd done in her entire lifetime. She was still belligerent and short-tempered, and he hadnât come close to forgiving her for all the trouble sheâd caused Saturday night, but he could feel they were on the right track.
He could even see a few hints that sheâif only on some subconscious levelâwas relieved to have a few guidelines in place now. Maybe even pleased that sheâd finally caused enough trouble to achieve her main objective: Getting the full attention of her parents and having someone (in this case, Bingley) care enough about her to step in and show her that there were consequences for her actions.
His excellent cook, Mrs. Morton, looked surprised when Bingley told her that Caro was going to do all of the chopping for both the veggie soup and their salads on Sunday, and that sheâd be on hand to scour pans after lunch and dinner that day. But he couldnât help but notice Caroâs flash of pride when Mrs. Morton later praised her on the finely sliced red peppers and the gleaming copper pots.
And Bingleyâs gardener, Mr. Hoyt, a man of few words, said nothing at
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