Prick with a Fork by Larissa Dubecki

Author:Larissa Dubecki
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Allen & Unwin
Published: 2015-07-28T04:00:00+00:00

KNOW YOUR ENEMIES

The waitress who’s been there forever, and I mean forever

She has been there for so long she remembers when the colour scheme was chosen. She calls the regulars ‘love’, has attained the status of neutrality—in the eyes of the kitchen she is Switzerland—and she knows where the bodies are buried. Mostly because she carried the spade. This is one mean bitch you do not want as your enemy. She can crush you, and she won’t even break a fingernail while she’s doing it. The strong women of history—Joan of Arc, Catherine de Medici, Heather Mills—were merely the test run for this broad. She protects her turf like a Rottweiler in a car yard. She has been there the longest, which means she has unofficial voting rights. Voting on what? On you, dear one. On you. She’ll be friendly at the start. She’ll be very friendly. It’s a cat-and-mouse game in which she’s trying to gauge if you’ll play nicely and not attempt to usurp her power. There’s only one thing for it. Show respect. Defer to age and experience. She wants to know you’re on her side. Play it right and you’ll be friends for life.

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