President Short Pants by B.S. Washington

Author:B.S. Washington
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Kompromat Publications
Published: 2019-03-15T00:00:00+00:00

THURSDAY MARCH 9 TH

Days to the Big DC Bee: 52

Word of the day: Cojones

Essential sustenance: Bacon Sandwich (without ketchup)

Dad is not very happy about Henrietta Clench saying he would be last in the “great presidential pantheon”. He has had the White House paintings of Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Teddy Roosevelt, JFK, FDR, Larry Honolulu and all the other American presidents taken down, and banned French’s Ketchup from the kitchen.

Dad has twutted:

Twut 1:

Civil WAR lasted FOUR whole years! I would have WON it in one week. Wore terrible hats too. VERY BIG! Head like a chimney! OVERCOMPENSATING. What was Unable Abe trying to hide? #BigHatSmallCojones #UnableAbe #ForgottoDuck #FirstAndBest #InRumpWeTrust #GreatestPresInPresidentialPanth

Twut 2:

DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE goes on and on! SAD! All hot air! HOT AIR TOMMY Jefferson would be useless on TWUTTER…TOO MANY CHARACTERS…So…OLD FASHIONED!! #HotAirTommy #FirstAndBest #GreatestPresInPresidentialPanth

Twut 3:

NEW DEAL very BAD DEAL indeed! WORST EVER!!! Tin Wheels Franky should have read my book: DEALICIOUS! (TWO MILLION COPIES SOLD Five stars on Amazon!) before negotiating with American people to put them back to work! Sitting down on the job for over twenty years! Just LAZY! Now, at last, America has a real stand-up guy for president! #Looservelt #FDumbR #WheelingNotDealing #FirstAndBest #GreatestPresInPresidentialPanth #InRumpWeTrust

Dad twutted about 27 ex-presidents before Arnie Rudey and General Oops reminded him that he was playing golf in Lalagoogoo tonight with Bulk Brindley, who’s going to help him brush up on his cactus clothesline.

He told them he would finish the other 17 tomorrow.

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