Passion and Ponies by Tara Sivec
Author:Tara Sivec [Sivec, Tara]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
Tags: Romance, Humour, Contemporary, Adult
ISBN: 9781494851637
Amazon: 1494851636
Barnesnoble: 1494851636
Goodreads: 20642915
Publisher: Tara Sivec
Published: 2014-03-12T04:00:00+00:00
“We need to talk.”
I quickly remove my hand from the My Little Pony butt plug I may or may not have been petting and turn around to face Ava.
“Does that sex toy have a pink horse tail on it?” she questions, tilting her head to the side to look around me.
“I wasn’t touching it!”
She rights her head and raises her eyebrow.
“Ok, fine. I was touching it, but it’s so soft and silky,” I admit.
Ava shakes her head like she’s trying to clear all thoughts of me playing with a butt plug with an attached tail.
“Anyway, I think we should talk,” she tries again.
I don’t like how serious she looks. Ava and I don’t do serious. We do sex and we snap at each other and we do both quite well. This can only mean one thing – she doesn’t want us doing the sex anymore.
Fuck.
“Can we go somewhere else? I feel dirty standing in an aisle of My Little Pony sex toys. Holy shit, does that vibrator have a My Little Pony head on it?” she asks in awe, stepping around me and reaching for the yellow and pink vibrator in the box next to the MLP Fleshlights.
“That’s Pulsating Posey. On the show she’s known for her garden of flowers. At Seduction and Snacks, she’s known for titillating the petals of the flower between your legs,” I explain.
She quickly tosses Pulsating Posey back into the box, turning back around to face me. If I’m not mistaken, I think PP might have turned Ava on just a little bit. If this chick suddenly develops a fondness for all things MLP, I’m going to have a hard time walking away from her.
“So, you want to talk, huh?” I ask her with a sigh. “Come on, let’s go into my office.”
I turn and walk down the aisle like a man going to the electric chair. I guess I should have known this was coming. Someone as beautiful and confident as Ava doesn’t hang around a guy like me for that long. Sure, I have a better job and I’m not living in my parent’s basement anymore, but I’m not exactly at the top of the “Great Catch” list either.
In the front corner of the warehouse, they’ve set up a small room for me to use as an office. It used to be a storage room and it doesn’t have any windows, but it has a desk, a filing cabinet, a door that locks and a computer so I can watch porn in peace during my lunch hour. When we get inside, I close the door behind Ava and wait for her to drop the ax and bring an end to our magical time together of fucking like rabbits.
Ava perches her hip on the edge of my desk and I lean against the closed door with my arms crossed in front of me. I’ve had plenty of fantasies about screwing her on top of that desk and I’m a little sad that I won’t get to fulfill them.
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