Oy!: The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes by David Minkoff

Author:David Minkoff [Minkoff, David]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Humor, Form, Jokes & Riddles, Topic, Religion, Judaism, General
ISBN: 9780312361761
Google: ys8k7LT8HhYC
Amazon: 0312374348
Publisher: Macmillan
Published: 2006-08-22T07:00:00+00:00

Jewish mothers don’t differ from any other mothers in the world when it comes to bragging about their sons. Rivkah, trying to outdo another when it came to opportunities available to their just-graduated sons said, “My Irving has had so many fine interviews, his resume is now in its fifth printing.”

Grandparents

Five-year-old Emma was sitting on her grandfather David’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, Emma would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch David’s wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally Emma spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?"

“Yes, darling,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.”

“Oh,” she paused, “Grandpa, did God make me too?”

“Yes, indeed, bubbeleh” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.”

Feeling their respective faces again, Emma observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he?”

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