Over 1,500 Absolutely Absurd Dilemmas to Ponder by Justin Heimberg & David Gomberg
Author:Justin Heimberg & David Gomberg
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781934734834
Publisher: Seven Footer Press
1Is that still a thing?
WOULD YOU RATHER� FOR MEN
Gadgets! Babes! Beer! Porn! Bathroom Humor! Megan Fox! BBQ! Tits! Movies! Ass! Analysis of Neo-Marxist Dialectical Materialsim! Red Meat! Classic Movie Quotes! More Tits! Not Much Reading! iPad! Cyborgs! Lions! Tigers! Bears (not the hairy, burly, gay type!) Taffy! Sex! Slutty Celeb Pics! Uh⦠Rookie Cards!⦠hmm... running out of gas here⦠Bagels?⦠No⦠Did we say âTitsâyet?
Would you ratherâ¦
set off a mousetrap with your penis
OR
a bear trap with your leg?
Would you ratherâ¦
block a punt with your nuts
OR
your face?
Would you⦠have sex with Carrie Fisher now to be able to relive time and have sex with Carrie Fisher when you were 15 and she was in Return of the Jedi?
Would you⦠have sex with Kendra Wilkinson if you have to spend two weeks hanging out with her all day long first? What if you could have sex first and then had to spend two weeks hanging out afterwards (with no more sex)?
Would you ratherâ¦
have an app that indicates the ovulation and STD status of potential one-night stands
OR
the number of times sheâs been dumped for âbeing crazy?â
Would you ratherâ¦
motorboat Scarlett Johanssonâs boobs
OR
Shakiraâs butt?
Would you ratherâ¦
have sex with Taylor Swift, swiftly
OR
Jenna Haze, hazily?
Who would make the best lesbian porn?
Cylons number six and nine from Battlestar Galactica?
Ginger and Mary Ann from Gilliganâs Island?
Pocahontas and the chick from Disneyâs Aladdin?
the Gossip Girl cast OR the True Blood cast?
Playmate centerfolds of 1976 OR female X-Men characters?
Would you ratherâ¦
every time you get an erection, you get a nosebleed and vice-versa
OR
lose all sexual inhibition in the presence of nutmeg?
Would you ratherâ¦
have an erection for 3 months straight
OR
your wife/girlfriend be on her period for 3 months straight?
Would you rather have sex Withâ¦.
Elizabeth Banks OR Rachel McAdams?
Naomi Watts OR Anna Faris?
Emmanuelle Chriqui if she was wearing Rec Specs OR Keeley Hazell if she was wearing gag glasses with a moustache?
Denise Milani if she were completely flat-chested and had a dumpy ass OR Angela Lansbury if she were a 36DD-22-34?
Would you ratherâ¦
see your girlfriend in a sex video on the web
OR
see your mom in a Girls Gone Wild tape?
Would you ratherâ¦
stick you penis in a waspâs nest
OR
in (insert disgusting acquaintance)âs mouth?
Would you ratherâ¦
that all women in the world were required to return phone calls, no matter what
OR
that all women in the world had vaginas that recorded high scores like video games, so you enter your initials afterward and try to break your records?
Would you ratherâ¦
be caught by your mom masturbating
OR
catch your mom masturbating?
Dad?
Aunt?
Grandfather?
Dog?
Chris Hansen?
Would you ratherâ¦
watch Twilight 20 times in a row with your wife/girlfriend
OR
eat 5 sticks of butter?
Would you ratherâ¦
split a 12-pack with Jimmy Kimmel
OR
Donald Rumsfeld?
Would you ratherâ¦
play 18 holes with Tiger Woods
OR
DP 18 holes with Tiger Woods and his mistresses?
Things to consider: playing in the rough, ball-washers, other obvious golf jokes
Which porno would you most want to watch, imagining what the plot would be?
The Fast and Bicurious
Womb Raider
Schindlerâs Fist
The Incredible Bulge - (penis turns green and rips through clothes when excited)
Semento (told backwards from ejaculation all the way to putting
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