Model Student by Robin Hazelwood
Author:Robin Hazelwood
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9780307347107
Publisher: Crown
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
Kate and I go for tea at a little café that reminds her of a place she frequents in Paris. We order: Earl Grey for her, coffee for me. Iâm still in a crappy mood so Kate starts things off. Sheâs British, nineteen, with honey-hued eyes and an aquiline nose and I know her. I know her face. Sheâs knownânot famous, but almost. Sheâs dressed eccentrically in a flowy floral blouse, striped cotton scarf, and really dark jeans, and sitting there, under the low-beamed ceiling, surrounded by geraniums, lace curtains, and chalkboard menus, listening as Edith Piaf croons and Kate speaks liltingly of her boyfriend and his band, and her flat and five dogs, I start to feel not so bad then better.
âWhen did you move to London?â I ask.
âThree years ago, when I was sixteen. I had come down from Manchester for a school trip and Siggy walked up to me on the tube.â
My coffee splashes over the rim. âSiggy,â I mutter.
Kate flakes apart her scone, smearing the largest chunk with jam and cream. âLook, sheâll come around to you, I know she will. She was very sweet to me when I first moved here, like a second mother. Thatâs worth waiting for, mind you; sheâs very good at her job.â
Great. Siggyâs very good, meaning good enough to separate the Entrâactes from the headliners. Given this, what chance do I have of doing well here? Why even bother?
âI donât want to be here,â I blurt. I didnât know this was going to pop out, but I donât take it back. Itâs true.
âDonât be silly,â Kate says. âYouâll do well here. I know you will.â
I push back my chair. âAllow me to recap recent events,â I begin. âI gained twelve pounds in one semester of school. My New York agent essentially tells me to lose it or use itâthe latter with the assistance of silicone and collagen. When I decline, he sends me to Siggy, a total nut job who kicks things off by telling me she doesnât want me, then proceeds to march me off to a closet inhabited by a brand-new braced-faced agent, and then measures me. So at this point Iâd say, no, itâs not looking like Iâll work well here, or in New York or anywhere. Iâm a disaster of a model and I want to quit the business and go home!â
When I finish my diatribe, my heart is skittering in my chest. From excitement. Everything I said is true. I could just quit. Right this second.
âEmily, youâre being silly,â Kate insists. âYouâre the spitting image of Yasmin Le Bon and everyone in England worships her.â
Yasmin Le Bon is one of the worldâs top modelsâand that was before she married the lead singer of Duran Duran. Sheâs practically English royalty. I toss my locks. âNoâ¦really? You serious?â
âI am,â Kate says. She pats my forearm. âLook, just lose a pound or two and youâll be fine, I promise.â
Right on cue, my stomach growls. I still donât have any cigarettes.
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