Miss Blaine's Prefect and the Weird Sisters by Olga Wojtas
Author:Olga Wojtas
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781631942907
Publisher: Felony & Mayhem Press
Published: 2023-02-24T00:00:00+00:00
âYou fool, you dolt, you simpleton, you clown,
You should be flung into a squalid cell.
How dare you fight a man of my renown?
Your rhyming stinks, your jerkin stinks as well.â
The thanes were on their feet now, stamping, whistling and cheering. This was the sort of poetry they appreciated.
Striding round the room again, like a prize fighter who had just won the top prize, he whispered anxiously to me as he passed. âWas that all right? It was really difficult trying to work out the rhymes and the rhythm at the same time, and Iâm not sure I did it properly.â
The next time he passed me on his circuit, I whispered back, âYou were great. Really goodâare you sure you havenât done this before?â
He gave his shy smile and mouthed, âNo, never.â
That was impressive. He hadnât even used âfoolâ as a rhyming word. âClownâ was much more difficult for a beginner, but he had managed it with style. I was going to have to up my game. As the thanesâ cheering died down, I shouted:
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