Memoirs and Misinformation by Jim Carrey

Author:Jim Carrey [Carrey, Jim]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Knopf
Published: 2020-07-07T07:00:00+00:00

Then, back to Georgie: “You got a lotta heart.”

She went to the hotel and packed her things. Drove home two hours through the desert, wanting Jim’s arms, needing him to tell her it all would be okay.

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She’d later remember that the house had been too tidy. The bathroom was indictingly immaculate, no toothpaste on the sink, fresh hand towels on the rack. And the bedsheets, usually only changed on Wednesdays, were freshly cleaned and pressed. Housekeepers on the weekend? Never. Then, in the hallway, she saw a twinkling speck on the rug. She leaned down, picked it up: a glittery acrylic fingernail, a tiny talon, cotton-candy pink.

Half filled with hope, half with dread, she went into the office off the kitchen, locking the door behind her. Sat down at the desktop. Saw the software icon for Brentwood Home Security Systems, clicked on it. Inside were folders storing video feeds of the past days. She fast-forwarded through the footage of the Hummingbird Road gate.

Hours and hours of it.

Then a woman’s figure came into grainy form.

Pause. Zoom.

She saw that it was her chosen sex doll, Helena San Vicente.

The gates swung open.

She watched the young Monroe impersonator enter.

Switched to the foyer camera.

Saw Carrey grabbing her, the lusty meeting, their disappearance into the master suite. She sped across the hours, then slowed as the street-facing cameras flooded with ambulance lights. Paramedics rushed inside the house. A space of dead minutes. Then out came Helena, body jostling on the gurney as they carried her into the ambulance, limp flesh flaring green in the night-vision camera.

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