Meet Mr Mulliner by P. G. Wodehouse

Author:P. G. Wodehouse [Wodehouse, P. G.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: SSC, fiction, humor
ISBN: 9781585672752
Publisher: Overlook Hardcover
Published: 2002-05-13T07:00:00+00:00

" How did you know ? " he gasped.

" You told me."

"I?"

" Your face did. I could read every word. I've been watching you for the last two minutes, and, say, boy, it was a wow ! "

" Who are you ? " asked Lancelot.

The smooth-faced man produced from his waistcoat pocket a fountain-pen, two cigars, a packet of chewing-gum, a small button bearing the legend, " Boost for Holtywood," and a visiting-card—in the order named. Replacing the other articles, he handed the card to Lancelot.

" I'm Isadore Zinzinheimer, kid," he said. " I represent the Bigger, Better, and Brighter Motion-Picture Company of Hollywood, Cal., incorporated last July for sixteen hundred miUion dollars. And if you're thinking of asking me what I want, I want you. Yes, sir ! Say, listen. A fellow that can register the way you can is needed in my business ; and, if you think money can stop me getting him, name the biggest salary you can think of and hear me laugh. Boy, I use bank-notes for summer underclothing, and I don't care how bad you've got the gimme's if only

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