Man Walks Into a Bar by Mike Haskins
Author:Mike Haskins
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781446406427
Publisher: Ebury Publishing
She’s a treasure. I wonder who dug her up?
Some people are one in a million. He was won in a raffle.
Some people say you’re superficial – but that’s just on the surface.
Someone said you’re not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
The only thing you brought to your job was your car.
The smaller the pip, the louder the squeak.
The ultimate proof of the overwhelming nature of the sex drive is the fact that someone was willing to father you.
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