Mack the Life by Lee Mack

Author:Lee Mack
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Biography & Autobiography, Humor, Entertainment & Performing Arts, General
ISBN: 9781446488768
Publisher: Random House
Published: 2012-09-27T04:00:00+00:00

1 If you’re wondering what seeing someone give birth is like, ladies, imagine giving birth, but ten times as bad. (All letters to be sent via my management company, Avalon.)

2 Not to be confused with Tim ‘I-played-Dennis-in-Auf-Wiedershen-Pet-and-I’m-married-to-Denise-Welch-off-of-that-Loose-Women-show’ Healy, who is someone else.

3 Actually, sort of a hopeful guess.

4 Only say this if that’s what they’re called.

5 I recently played in front of 35,000 people at Old Trafford in a charity match and missed a penalty. I really wish I hadn’t invited my mates.

6 Not his real name. It was actually Fred Basset, but he felt that was a little too canine.

7 I know it’s probably not called a ‘rap-off’ and that might make me sound like a granddad, but there’s a part of me that actually likes that. It’s probably the same part of me that says ‘that Eminem film’, when I know damn well it’s called 8 Mile.

8 I never got the job. Thank God as well. It turns out if you’re a performer on a ship you’re classed as ‘crew’ and therefore the last to get in the lifeboats. No chance.

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