Liquor up the Front, Poker in the Rear by Mike Hunt

Author:Mike Hunt [Hunt, Mike]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: S&B Publishing
Published: 2010-12-10T06:00:00+00:00

Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.

Your wife is pregnant . . . twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.

And if you don’t stop jerking off, your elbow will never get better!

LITTLE GENIE

Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.

“I sure do,” he replied as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a ten-inch Bic lighter.

“Wow!” he exclaimed, “where did you get that monster?”

“I got it from my genie.”

“You have a genie?” he asked.

“Yes, he’s right here in my pocket.”

“Could I see him?”

The friend then reached into his pocket and pulled out a very small genie.

The man said, “I’m a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?”

“Yes I will,” the genie said, so the man asked him for a million bucks. The genie then hopped back into his master’s pocket and left the man standing there waiting for his money.

About that time a duck walked into the bar, followed by another. Then more ducks came pouring in. Before long the entire bar had ducks everywhere. The man looked at his buddy, “What is going on here? I asked for a million bucks, not ducks!”

His friend answered, “I forgot to tell you, the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a ten-inch Bic?”

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