Laughter Still Is the Best Medicine by Editors of Reader's Digest

Author:Editors of Reader's Digest
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781621451488
Publisher: Trusted Media Brands

“It’s bad enough I get overruled at home—but here also, Sharon?”

The prosecutor was relentless as he badgered the witness. “What did the accused do when he learned the jewelry was part of a stolen hoard?” he demanded.

“He did what any honest man would do,” said the witness.

“And what was that?”

“I didn’t think you’d know.”

—GENE NEWMAN

Walking into a lawyer’s office, a man asked what the barrister’s rates were.

“Fifty dollars for three questions,” the lawyer stated.

“Isn’t that awfully expensive?” the man asked.

“Yes,” the lawyer replied. “What’s your third question?”

—MATT FRANKLIN

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