Laughing at Shadows by unknow
Author:unknow
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: anthology, horror, humor, short stories
ISBN: 9780996038188
Publisher: Bad Dream Entertainment
Published: 2020-03-02T08:00:00+00:00
Jahn scurried back to the other end of the stockroom, Chester shuffling along behind. The tip of his nose was burning and the hole in his head was raw and throbbing. He was also starting to see rotten patches and loose skin on his arms.
Youâre going to have to try again.
âOh, God, not you again,â Jahn said. âThereâs no way sheâs going to kiss us.â
Then youâre just going to have to try something else.
âI donât know what to do. Chester, are you hearing this?â
âAre you referring to our intracranial narrator? We were just discussing how much Erma looks like musician Tom Petty, only older and a woman.â
Your friend hears his own voice unless youâre physically touching. Why donât you hold his hand so your voices are in sync?
âOh, come on. Iâm not going toââ
Jahn doubled over as an electric jolt of pain shot through him.
âOkay, fine,â he said and slapped his hand into Chesterâs chubby, sweaty, small-fingered mitt.
Can you both hear us?
âYeah.â
âYes.â
Fine. Now youâll have to try again to get us into your colleague. If we canât enter through her saliva, youâll have to use one of her other bodily fluids.
âIf she wonât kiss us, she definitely wonât bone us,â Jahn said.
If you were to bite her, we could enter through the blood stream.
âBite her?â Chester said. âSheâll kill us!â
âWeâre going to die anyway.â
âWhat?â
We havenât told him yet.
âHey, I heard that!â
Yes, sorry, Chester, but Iâm afraid we are a fatal condition. Your body will start to decay soon.
âMine already is,â Jahn said. He pushed at an ash-colored patch on his forearm. The dead skin peeled off like a sunburn, revealing the rotten gray flesh beneath. âOh, God. Letâs just get this over with.â
âIâm sorry, but Iâm rather in shock right now! Iâve just learned of my own imminent mortality.â
âIâm finding it better not to think about it,â Jahn said, dragging slack-jawed Chester by his hand.
They returned to the aisle where Erma was swatting boxes lazily with her duster. She looked up at Jahn and Chester holding hands and smiled. âWell, arenât we cute.â
âWe want to tell you a secret,â Jahn said.
Erma raised her hands. âHey, donât ask, donât tell. Thatâs my policy.â
âI assure you,â Chester said, âitâs an urgent matter.â
They walked hand in hand toward her. When they were close, Jahn leaned in, Ermaâs expression of disgust growing as he closed in. When his lips were right next to her ear, he said, âOkay, the secret isâ¦â and bit down hard on her cheek, getting a mouthful of leathery, fuzzy skin between his teeth.
âAh!â Erma screeched. âYou stupid cocksnuggling shitbiscuits!â
She twisted to the side, Jahn spinning around her, his teeth gripping her cheek-meat but not breaking the skin. The two of them stumbled down the aisle, slamming into the second-floor railing, nearly tumbling over the side. Jahn opened his jaw, freeing Ermaâs face. He looked over the edge to the concrete floor twelve feet below. âMan,â he said, âthat was close.â
Erma lunged at him, hitting him in the chest, sending
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