Jane Is Trying by Isy Suttie
Author:Isy Suttie [Suttie, Isy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Orion Publishing Group
Published: 2021-06-08T13:15:32+00:00
Chapter Twenty-Two
âFuuuuuuuck,â breathed Kelly, vape smoke curling lusciously out of her mouth.
âYeah,â I said. âYeah.â
âI bet they didnât expect you to just go,â she said. âI bet they expected you to drop into their laps.â
âDefinitely,â I said, thinking of the shock and sadness on Dadâs face as heâd returned from the toilet only to watch me run from the room like Jonathan had minutes earlier. I leant forwards and let my forehead fall into my hands, closing my eyelids and kneading them with my palms until I saw interlinked spirals in the blackness, wagon-wheeling into infinity, teenage LSDâs farewell kiss.
âWe need to work out your options,â Kelly said. âTonight. Theyâll be planning their move as a unit, so we need to get there first. Itâs a pity itâs come to this. If youâd told him back when we were in the bandstand, we wouldnât be dealing with all of them.â
I brought my head up slowly and she shoved a chocolate toffee bar into my mouth. I bit into it, meaning to tear a bit off ferociously like a lion would, but the consistency made this impossible, and stalactites of brown toffee concertinaed between my mouth and my hand like limp puppet strings. âCanât you get some, you know, people, to go round there and threaten them?â I asked.
She laughed. âWho? My mum? My nan? Yvonne from the Post Office?â
âSurely you know people,â I said. âDonât you? Someone whoâd just â not do anything, but make them leave town?â
She laughed again. âWeâre not in a western, babe. This is Foley. And his brotherâs a lawyer. Thatâs why Iâve been on at you to sort this. The longer it goes on, the harder it gets.â
âAll right, Kelly,â I sighed. âI know.â
She got up and went to the kitchen and I remained cross-legged on the floor, her boys on the two-seater sofa behind me, deep in the throes of a cartoon about fighting robots.
I looked at them, their complete absorption in the TV show, somehow in themselves. They took their trays of cheese on toast from Kelly wordlessly and settled back on the sofa. It looked like a good life. Warring robots, food, bed.
âItâs me and you, babe,â Kelly said to me. âWe need to make a plan.â
âBurn down the Folly?â I said.
Elliott, the older one, flashed a quick look at me as if to say: Iâm in.
âToo obvious,â said Kelly.
âOh, I was joking,â I said hurriedly. Who knew who these kids would tell at school? And what if The Folly happened to burn down that evening, by coincidence? It was old and would probably burn down easily. Even if they couldnât prove Iâd done it based on statements from the kids â which I wouldnât have! â it would be like Iâd willed it somehow. Was there some way I could protect The Folly from burning down? I could go and keep watch over it all night, but Iâd probably fall asleep. Call the fire brigade anonymously, just in case?
âI donât want Jonathan to come to any harm,â I announced loudly, so the boys would note it, too.
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