It's Really 10 Months: Delivering the Truth About the Glow of Pregnancy and Other Blatant Lies by Natalie Guenther & Kim Schenkelberg & Celeste Snodgrass

Author:Natalie Guenther & Kim Schenkelberg & Celeste Snodgrass [Guenther, Natalie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Anam Cara Books
Published: 2014-01-21T21:00:00+00:00

From: Natalie

To: Kim, Celeste

Sent: July 27

I think I’ll see how the rest of the day goes. I had some shooting pain in the Va-J-J area, so I came to my office and Googled it. It said it’s likely my cervix opening. Holy crap. I’m going to be complete before I have any freakin’ contractions.

Well, for now, I’ll bear down over the toilet. I don’t want anyone here to have to clean that up. I’d rather clean it up myself. Plus, if my water did break at work I’d want to go and get my stuff. There are the everyday items that I can’t pack until I’m ready to go, ya know?

As for Anna, it’s funny, you have to admit it. And you know the answer to your own question. She’s a boss because you are her mother.

Okay, it’s time for a new cheer ... since it worked with the dilation.

Here we go contractions, here we go

Let’s get it started—let the water flow

CONTRACTION—ACTION

CONTRACTION—ACTION

Let’s see amniotic fluid not just pee

Let this kid come out and see ...

That it’s fun on the outside

FUN FUN FUN on the OUTSIDE

Yeah CONTRACTIONS

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