It's Alive by S.L. Carpenter
Author:S.L. Carpenter [Carpenter, S.L.]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: S.L. Carpenter Publishing
Published: 2013-10-31T04:00:00+00:00
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Mary stood naked over Mike as he snored. His nude body was barely covered by the sex-stained sheets of the small bed. An array of different sex-toys lay scattered on the floor, next to his wrestling gear and other dorm junk.
This could be the one.
She was getting desperate. Every man in her life before was some kind of bad dream come to life. She didn’t want to end up alone, but she was starting to feel like she had the “pussy of death”. Men would be there for the hot, borderline illegal, exploratory, body-bending sex. But then they’d either die or steal everything from her.
Was it too much to ask for some normalcy?
She wanted the perfect male. Someone that was her equal both physically and mentally. Sexually, Mike was a beast. He had a hard muscular body and a cock to match. He had the stamina of a lion and the aggressiveness of a pit bull. His hunger for pleasure was in line with hers.
The only downfall was that he wasn’t what she would consider smart.
In fact he was a typical beefcake with no brains, but a barrel of brawn. Of course she figured she could do a brain transplant on him or something to make him at lease able to keep up with an intellectual conversation about something other than sports or video games. Maybe attach the head of a sex therapist who specialized in pussy-eating techniques. Or duplicate the brain of an erotic romance writer, like that S.L. Carpenter guy.
Suddenly she found herself standing in the darkness, a long serrated knife in hand. The need to create this perfect male was violently strong. It wasn’t like her to think like this—she had the looks to lure a man into her web but she was no black widow. Even though a lot of men deserved to have their heads eaten off because they were such assholes, it wasn’t her way.
Yet here she was, contemplating killing out of pure desperation.
She wanted a man with a good mind, who was intelligent enough to know when to be cute and flirty and when to shut the fuck up. Knowing when to take the time to listen and when to take the trash out. Someone who could watch Forensic Files and understand what they were talking about, instead of going on and on about missing the game and wanting to see reruns of Jersey Shore and Duck Dynasty.
She knew exactly where insert the knife to kill quickly and painlessly. The perfect body for the perfect mate lay before her. She would have to do something about that void between his ears where his brain should have been, but it would be worth it for that body.
And she realized he was getting an erection again. He was mumbling something about Captain Crunch cereal and rollerblades. Maybe just one more time… no, she couldn’t get distracted. No matter how good he was at fucking her, how good he was at making her come,
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