Illusion: A murder mystery with humour and wit by Rachel Billington
Author:Rachel Billington [Billington, Rachel]
Language: eng
Format: azw3, epub
Publisher: Lume Books
Published: 2019-02-26T00:00:00+00:00
Scene Six
The terrace
Afternoon
âIâm afraid it was only a picnic.â Becka raised her hands in apology.
âWhere is Marcello?â Inigo glowered at Keiko and Julie who had their arms round each other like schoolgirls.
âHe is upset,â Becka took hold of a plate of cheese and stood up. âTomorrow the men come to hook up the pylons.â
âHe could still cook us lunch,â said Inigo in an aggrieved voice. He poured himself another glass of wine. âIf I donât have a proper meal, I drink too much and then I canât concentrate so well in the afternoon.â
Lottie who was sitting across from him laughed sympathetically. âSelf-control is such a balancing act. Iâve had a modest intake.â She pushed away her empty glass. âModest for me. Itâs because Iâm happy.â
âDonât be silly, Lottie.â Inigoâs bad mood seemed to be spreading. âYouâre never happy. It draws us together. Artists are never happy.â
âOh, Inigo, you have been at the bottle. Do you want to know why Iâm happy?â Lottie looked towards Ludo who was balancing wine glasses one above the other. He had already made a tower of four.
âCertainly not,â said Inigo. A streak of sun broke through the ceiling of vines over the terrace and lit his red, somewhat pitted face. Drops of perspiration rolled from the curls at his forehead. An admirer might have likened him to Bacchus.
âThat beautiful youth,â continued Lottie, eyes still on Ludo now building the Leaning Tower of Pisa, âthis morning acknowledged that he is my son. I feel as if Iâve just written Anna Karenina!â
âThat is a very tragic story,â Keiko broke away from Julie and stared at Lottie with sudden interest.
âYouâre right. Some other masterpiece, then. A great novel. A happy novel.â
âThereâre not many of those,â said Inigo gloomily.
âAre you really Lottieâs son?â Julie too, leant forward to Ludo. But she spoke at the same time as Becka who stood quite still, with a stunned expression and the plate of cheese in her hands.
âNo!â she cried. âThis is not the place!â Perhaps forgetting the cheese, she stood over Ludo as if guarding him from malign forces.
âBecka darling!â protested Lottie. âI donât mind sharing him. You mustnât be a dog in the manger.â
Becka stooped even more protectively and the large cheese â a heavy local Parmesan â slid off the plate on to Ludoâs tower of glass to which heâd just added a fifth storey.
Shards of glass flew into the air, bounced off the stone table, tried to impale first Keiko and then Julie who both screamed in girlish fashion. Eventually, all the pieces landed somewhere or other, a few exploding far away on the stone terrace, glittering dangerously where the sun caught them.
âYou could have killed me!â Ludo, smooth hands among the glass, looked up at Becka reproachfully. âOr I might have been blinded. Iâd hate to be blind.â He picked out the cheese, as spiky with glass as a sputnik. âItâs not as if everyone didnât know about my birth mother.â
âIs that true? Everyone knows?â Lottie looking accusingly at Inigo.
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