If You Give a Dog a Doobie by Sam Miserendino & Mike Odum

Author:Sam Miserendino & Mike Odum
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing books

you’ll tell him the cat’s

still in the driveway.

At the store, he’ll ask you

to buy him catnip...

because everyone knows

weed is a gateway drug.

When he asks you

to stop and get tacos

on the way home,

you’ll remind him that

you already did.

When you get to

a stop sign, he’ll tell

you to hold on...

you’ve got to wait for

it to turn green.

As soon as

you get home,

he’ll want to try

the catnip.

Then he’ll play...

And play...

And play...

Until...

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