I Am God by Giacomo Sartori

Author:Giacomo Sartori
Language: eng
Format: epub
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Publisher: Restless Books
Published: 2019-02-04T22:51:57+00:00

At lunchtime Daphne heads off on the bike to inseminate a dozen Friesians. She’s slightly late and has to pass up the usual couple of bignè alla crema from the pasticceria right on the main road, the ones she particularly likes. The cowshed, in a town not very distant from the city, is quite large and bordered on three sides by abandoned industrial shells. They already know her here and they trust her, so she’s left alone. As she introduces an arm into the anus of the first Friesian she’s thinking that the wee zoologist isn’t entirely wrong: it would be better not to eat animals. But these are dairy cows, not beef cattle.† Still, her friend would be horrified if she saw the assembly line conditions here. For the first time she feels uncomfortable.

† With that incoherence so typical of human thought (an intrinsic cerebral opportunism?) she’s not counting the fact that dairy cows, when their milk days are up, are also sliced and ground. And never mind about the male veal calves.

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