How to Save Your Child From Ostrich Attacks, Accidental Time Travel, and Anything Else That Might Happen on an Average Tuesday by James Breakwell

Author:James Breakwell
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: humor, parenting
ISBN: 9781948836708
Publisher: BenBella Books
Published: 2019-11-05T05:00:00+00:00

Do keep your head down. Making accidental eye contact with another parent could trigger unwanted small talk or, worse, accidental friendship.

Don’t give out your real name and phone number. Sign-in sheets are a trap to recruit volunteers.

Do remember it’s all about your kid. They’re the reason you have to leave the house. Your grudge starts now.

Don’t become a hermit. That’s my dream job. If you do it, too, you’ll saturate the market.

By following these pointers, you and your kid will survive public functions, whether you want to or not. Death would be the easy way out. Real parents suck it up and survive, no matter how much it hurts.

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