How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity by Patricia Carlin

Author:Patricia Carlin [Carlin, Patricia]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 978-1-59474-684-0
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: 2014-03-31T11:00:00+00:00

25. PAPER BAG

There are few certainties in the high-stakes universe of ailurophilic entrepreneurship, but this is one: Place an empty paper bag on the floor, and your cat will come. Without hesitation, she will enter the bag, scoot to the rear, and turn so that she can see out of the opening without anyone seeing her. She will remain that way for the rest of her natural life, unless and until (a) the bag is poked with a stick or (b) someone walks past the bag. When either of those things happens, BOOM! It’s go-time. Cat springs into action, attacks prey (stick or person), and retreats back into bag. Elapsed time: 0.7–1.3 seconds. Cue slow-motion instant replay.

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