How to Drink by Vincent Obsopoeus

Author:Vincent Obsopoeus
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Princeton University Press
Published: 2020-01-18T00:00:00+00:00

Drinking “Prowess”: What Really Happens

[When you get drunk,] you shed your human senses. You turn into a wild animal and act like a total disgrace. The upshot is that hardly anybody likes you.

In a pack of winos or amen corner of alcoholics, the pride of place, the starring role, and the greatest reputation belong to the guy who’s known to every brothel keeper, hooker, drunk, bartender, clown, masseuse, cook, gambler, buffoon, procurer, pander, parasite, freeloader, servant, to the filthy bordellos and their clients, as well as every stripper, barber, flunkie, and every other sort of self-indulgent layabout.

Oh, but you reap truly illustrious praise and spoils when the gang of bad people you’re with praises your throat (/sarc)! The funny thing, my friend, is that the whole time you’re trying to impress them, people are calling you a notorious waste and a loser.

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