How to Be a Dog by Maxwell Woofington
Author:Maxwell Woofington [Woofington, Maxwell]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Michael O'Mara
FOUL SMELLS, ROLLING IN
Youâre happily trotting down the street, taking in the fresh air and enjoying the sunshine on your fur when you pick up the unmistakable scent of fox poop. Suddenly your genetic programming kicks in and youâre overcome with an irresistible urge: must ⦠roll ⦠in it. Got to ⦠roll ⦠in it â¦
Although deep down we know itâs going to result in two things â being shouted at and a bath â we still do it. This ingrained habit goes back to the olden days when we were all wild. It was a way to hide our doggy smell as we stealthily crept up on our prey. It worked surprisingly well and itâs a trait that continues today, even though the nearest we get to hunting is to sidle up to a tin of Pedigree chicken and gravy.
The following is a guide to some of the best smells that take us back to our doggy roots:
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